whattaprick: (crap did i break a nail)
Lambert ([personal profile] whattaprick) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2019-08-15 10:49 am

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[ un: fuck this ]

so is there an actual upside to being a monster, or is it all waking up in the dirt after the full moon covered in mud not remembering how you got there?
bloodyuseless: (how do cats end their fights?)

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[personal profile] bloodyuseless 2019-08-17 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
i did turn into a cloud yesterday. does that count?

[It doesn't make up for some other things, but this guy is asking for upsides. Mary is at least attempting to comply.]
bloodyuseless: (what'd the cat say when it lost its toy?)

[personal profile] bloodyuseless 2019-08-18 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
by thinking reallly hard about how i didn't want to turn into something hungry!

[Is that actually what triggered the transformation, or was it a happy accident? The world may never know.]
bloodyuseless: (when you cross a cat with a tree?)

[personal profile] bloodyuseless 2019-08-21 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
i don't get it either! but i was able to sneak out the crack under a locked door and that was kind of cool. like one of those phantom thieves.