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klaus hargreeves ([personal profile] substances) wrote in [community profile] aefenglom2021-01-04 10:42 am

@GOSUCKADUCK; text

Name: Klaus Hargreeves
Date: Ieneuer 4
Format: text
NOTE: Blanket content warning for mild discussion of drug use in the comments.

single 30ish male witch seeking strapping monster to bond with
fur feathers fins etc are all fine
but bonus points if youre horny
my hobbies include long hot baths listening to music released before 1980 and whatever thing im trying right now to see if it sticks
call me!



what do you guys think? too forward? not forward enough?
i feel like the word strapping is a little outdated but like
what other word can you use for that?

anyway tips on ad writing are very appreciated
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-05 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
I have horns.

And you haven't proven your case and even suggested music from before the 1980s, which is still way before my time, but I'm not going to hold that against you.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-05 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
But I'm taken, so just that one kind of horny.

So you're just pretending to be a grandpa, nostalgic for those good times when you weren't even alive yet. I see.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
That sounds like something a geriatric would say.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-05 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
You really do talk like a dated old man, I'm almost impressed.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-06 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
You caught me.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-10 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Please never call me that again.
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[personal profile] polterguide 2021-01-16 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess you need a new prescription if you're struggling that much, old man.