video | un:wwxwashere
Name: wei wuxian
Date: 7/19
Format: video
[he's going to try to keep this short but he's also wei wuxian, so...]
Lan Zhan and I are finally getting married this month! If you can see this, consider it your invitation to celebrate with us and see how beautiful he looks in red.
[strangers too, and there should probably be some caveat here about not causing any trouble. but when one of the grooms is the yiling patriarch, things like that don't automatically spring to mind.]
Oh, and if you're a priest or a shaman or a holy woman, you're doubly invited, otherwise I'm really going to have to find someone to do the ceremony.
[now for the real reason that he's here:]
It took us a little longer than we thought it would to get to this point. I was impatient, but now I’m grateful, because so many members of my family have arrived to see it. My brother Jiang Cheng is here now - Sect Leader Jiang Cheng. [yeah, just gonna slip that in there.] He helped raise his nephew from infancy so I hope he can finally take a break and have a little fun.
[does thinking about a man raising a small child make him more attractive? it worked in lan wangji's favor, he's assuming it will work for his brother too.]
Before he came, I relied solely on Chifeng-zun - eh, Nie Mingjue to most of you. He agreed to stand for me when I didn't have anyone else to count on. Spending time with him, I realized that he’s just as fair and just as ever, not to mention generous. How do you repay someone who helped make the happiest day of your life possible?
[does he mention his muscles too, would that be weird? perhaps the better question, would it make lan zhan jealous?
he clicks his tongue.]
It's hard to believe that neither of these upstanding men is married yet. Or even have a date to the wedding... [let that sink in. he’s hoping it does. wei wuxian sighs and shakes his head at the tragedy of it.] I keep telling myself that surely there's someone who would like to attend and are in need of escorts themselves.
Did I mention that there'll be food and alcohol? Plenty of both.
Oh, one last thing. I've seen a lot of questions about dating lately. You can always send them my way. As a married man, I'm happy to share my knowledge with the junio--err, others.
[and with that, the puca is (finally) out.]
Lan Zhan, how was that? Do you think-
Date: 7/19
Format: video
[he's going to try to keep this short but he's also wei wuxian, so...]
Lan Zhan and I are finally getting married this month! If you can see this, consider it your invitation to celebrate with us and see how beautiful he looks in red.
[strangers too, and there should probably be some caveat here about not causing any trouble. but when one of the grooms is the yiling patriarch, things like that don't automatically spring to mind.]
Oh, and if you're a priest or a shaman or a holy woman, you're doubly invited, otherwise I'm really going to have to find someone to do the ceremony.
[now for the real reason that he's here:]
It took us a little longer than we thought it would to get to this point. I was impatient, but now I’m grateful, because so many members of my family have arrived to see it. My brother Jiang Cheng is here now - Sect Leader Jiang Cheng. [yeah, just gonna slip that in there.] He helped raise his nephew from infancy so I hope he can finally take a break and have a little fun.
[does thinking about a man raising a small child make him more attractive? it worked in lan wangji's favor, he's assuming it will work for his brother too.]
Before he came, I relied solely on Chifeng-zun - eh, Nie Mingjue to most of you. He agreed to stand for me when I didn't have anyone else to count on. Spending time with him, I realized that he’s just as fair and just as ever, not to mention generous. How do you repay someone who helped make the happiest day of your life possible?
[does he mention his muscles too, would that be weird? perhaps the better question, would it make lan zhan jealous?
he clicks his tongue.]
It's hard to believe that neither of these upstanding men is married yet. Or even have a date to the wedding... [let that sink in. he’s hoping it does. wei wuxian sighs and shakes his head at the tragedy of it.] I keep telling myself that surely there's someone who would like to attend and are in need of escorts themselves.
Did I mention that there'll be food and alcohol? Plenty of both.
Oh, one last thing. I've seen a lot of questions about dating lately. You can always send them my way. As a married man, I'm happy to share my knowledge with the junio--err, others.
[and with that, the puca is (finally) out.]
Lan Zhan, how was that? Do you think-
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They do that, huh ... [ Awkward. He's dreading having to bond. ]
A few of my friends. Lots of people seem to know them. Do you know an Eren, Mikasa or Levi?
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[he's sensing that he's one of Them - the bond resistant. aka half the people he knows.]
Mikasa - the fae?
[he doubts that there's more than one.]
We've spoken a few times. We even hand a drink together in the Underground.
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Yeah, that's her. We've been friends for a long time. [ It's nice to see Mikasa getting out there and making her own friends, though. ]
... How did that turn out? She's got a pretty low tolerance for alcohol.
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She managed a little more than a cup, so she's more capable than Lan Zhan in the alcohol department. [his smile flickers when he recalls something else, unsure if he should mention it. but he did say that they'd been friends for a long time.] And then she had a headache come over her.
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I'm guessing you took care of her?
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[there may or may not have been piggybacking involved.]
It passed quickly. But Lan Zhan - he's a witch, and he's good at healing. I asked her to see him the next time it happened.